Titanic meet the Iceberg; Iceberg meet the Titanic.
Microsoft: Do you really think you can help us deliver mediocre products and lose money?
Yahoo: I guarantee it. Software is such a lousy business, who needs it. Say, we were thinking of expanding into buggy whips, you guys have any insight into last century's technology?
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Google added that it's designing the operating system's security architecture so users "don't have to deal with viruses, malware and security updates. It should just work."